Cyber & Data Insurance, Cyber Hotline Bling.

Late at night when I’m wide awake and plagued by thoughts of how miserable it is trying to explain cyber insurance to business owners, I had a thought hit me. 

What if we could get Drake to do a rap about cyber insurance?

He said no, obviously, but that didn’t mean the fun needed to stop there. We’ve seen how powerful ChatGPT can be, but can it really produce a rap song about something as complicated as cyber & data insurance? Well, the resounding answers is yes. Let’s not kid ourselves though, I can’t see this hitting number 1 by Christmas, but it might get the blue-suit massive to shuffle their tan loafers at 3pm on a Friday afternoon.

The Prompt: Write a rap about cyber insurance to the beat of Hotline Bling by Drake. (prepare yourself, because this is truly a monstrosity).

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The Rap: 

Intro

Yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh. You used to call me on my cyber hotline
Late nights when you need protection, yeah.

Verse 1

Ever since I stepped in, I’ve been in the zone
Cyber insurance, yeah, I got it on my own
Protectin’ your assets, keepin’ your data safe
When it comes to cyber threats, we don’t play

Phishing schemes and malware attacks
I got your back, no need to backtrack
Cover your losses, I’m your safety net
Cyber hotline bling, yeah, you can bet

Chorus

You used to call me on my cyber hotline bling
Protectin’ your assets, makin’ your business sing
Late nights, when you’re feelin’ low
I’m the one you call, cyber insurance flow

Verse 2

I’m the hotline bling of the digital game
When hackers come knockin’, we ain’t the same
Shield your business from the darkest nights
With cyber insurance, we’ll win the fights

Data breaches tryna leave you exposed
But with my coverage, your worries decompose
Keepin’ your reputation untarnished and clean
Cyber hotline bling, your digital queen

Chorus

You used to call me on my cyber hotline bling
Protectin’ your assets, makin’ your business sing
Late nights, when you’re feelin’ low
I’m the one you call, cyber insurance flow

Bridge

Secure your domain, don’t let ’em intrude
Cyber hotline bling, we stayin’ in the mood
Ransomware, phishin’, we’ll hold ’em at bay
With insurance, your worries fade away

Verse 3

From startups to enterprises, we got you covered
Cyber insurance, our bond can’t be smothered
Risk management, that’s our expertise
Protectin’ your data, put your trust in me

So when you’re feelin’ vulnerable, reach out to the line
Cyber hotline bling, we’ll make it all fine
Together we’ll conquer, never feel alone
With insurance, your business will be in the zone

Chorus

You used to call me on my cyber hotline bling
Protectin’ your assets, makin’ your business sing
Late nights, when you’re feelin’ low
I’m the one you call, cyber insurance flow

Outro

Yeah, uh, you know the hotline bling
When it comes to cyber insurance, I’m the king
So dial up the digits, let’s secure your domain
Cyber hotline bling, protectin’ your fame

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So there you have it, it’s impossible to make cyber insurance cool.

(Please don’t tag Drake in this).

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Rap lyrics created by ChatGPT, images created in Midjourney.